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Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 3/3 

worstbestfriend:

Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3 

this one is pretty good too

 If I murdered someone she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor.

“I asked her to marry me and a truck came out of nowhere.” song beneath the song
“I’m married to an orthopedic surgeon and I’m staring at my bone.” flight